the other day i was wondering around facebook and i noticed a whole bunch of people had top 5 celebs they want to punch in the face and i said "i wanna play!"...so i clicked on the link and then quickly realized there is only 1 celeb i want to punch in the face...justin timberlake of course...ugh....hes just so ugh...lol...since i only had one person on my list i decided not to put anything up and exited out of that application...all this talk about punching people in the face and i found myself wanting to punch a whole bunch of real life people in the face...there are tons of punch worthy people at work...sticking with the whole code name thing here's a list of my top 5...
1) PRECIOUS THE 2ND (presh2 for short)...sorry but if we are at building 1 and you can figure out where building 3 is then you deserve a punch in the face...and if you talk bad about jersey you deserve a punch in the face...the list goes on for this guy...
2) THE FAT HATTER...the very first week i was there this guy said to his cube neighbor "you shouldn't be friends with fat people"...thats nice judge people before you know them...what are you 5?...also its not really apropriate to call a cfo of a company sweetie...this guy is a major creepster...good thing hes not friends with fat people...oh and i have news for you that stupid bag you carry around looks like a 5 year old made it do you really think someone will want to buy it from you??? yeah i dont think so...
3) THE KNOW IT ALL...she has something to say about everything and shes always right...even if shes wrong shes right...and if she doesnt get an answer she likes she will fight with that person until she does...and to top it off she is really really really loud...
4) FRENZY...she is just out of her mind...she is all over the place and never seems to know whats going on...how she is the manager of her group is beyond me...
5) THE CREATURE...yeah he doesnt work there anymore but still deserves a spot on the list..."er er er"..."max out your 401k deeeev"...."there are different degrees of friendship"..."late night phone call from, you know, a friend"..."you're my problem"..."i saved 32 cents this week"...the annoying quotes go on and on...but nothing is as bad as the stench...
this list is in no particular order...cause i really want to punch them all and i depends on the day as to which one i want to punch most...haha!
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