5 people i want to punch in the face

the other day i was wondering around facebook and i noticed a whole bunch of people had top 5 celebs they want to punch in the face and i said "i wanna play!"...so i clicked on the link and then quickly realized there is only 1 celeb i want to punch in the face...justin timberlake of course...ugh....hes just so ugh...lol...since i only had one person on my list i decided not to put anything up and exited out of that application...all this talk about punching people in the face and i found myself wanting to punch a whole bunch of real life people in the face...there are tons of punch worthy people at work...sticking with the whole code name thing here's a list of my top 5...

1) PRECIOUS THE 2ND (presh2 for short)...sorry but if we are at building 1 and you can figure out where building 3 is then you deserve a punch in the face...and if you talk bad about jersey you deserve a punch in the face...the list goes on for this guy...

2) THE FAT HATTER...the very first week i was there this guy said to his cube neighbor "you shouldn't be friends with fat people"...thats nice judge people before you know them...what are you 5?...also its not really apropriate to call a cfo of a company sweetie...this guy is a major creepster...good thing hes not friends with fat people...oh and i have news for you that stupid bag you carry around looks like a 5 year old made it do you really think someone will want to buy it from you??? yeah i dont think so...

3) THE KNOW IT ALL...she has something to say about everything and shes always right...even if shes wrong shes right...and if she doesnt get an answer she likes she will fight with that person until she does...and to top it off she is really really really loud...

4) FRENZY...she is just out of her mind...she is all over the place and never seems to know whats going on...how she is the manager of her group is beyond me...

5) THE CREATURE...yeah he doesnt work there anymore but still deserves a spot on the list..."er er er"..."max out your 401k deeeev"...."there are different degrees of friendship"..."late night phone call from, you know, a friend"..."you're my problem"..."i saved 32 cents this week"...the annoying quotes go on and on...but nothing is as bad as the stench...

this list is in no particular order...cause i really want to punch them all and i depends on the day as to which one i want to punch most...haha!

possible new crush...

i'm always talking about tv and celebs and stuff like that but sometimes i like to throw a little bit of real life in there...and today is one of those times...there is a possible new crush on the horizon...and while im sure nothing will come of this just like nothing has ever come of any of my silly crushes, its still fun while it lasts...ya know...

so what i gather from exploring the world of blogging is that everyone uses code names for the the people they mention in their blogs...so i guess i can follow suit...why not?...right?

let me start from the begining before i get side tracked again...when i started at my job in july of oh seven i was on the look out for cute boys...there was a few that stood out but not too many...one of these guys who i find attractive works in the same floor as me but in a different department...lets call him backpack (because he always carries a backpack)...i really didnt know anything about him...i didnt even know his name...so i just admired him from afar and that was it...

fast foward to around christmas time when LK1, who sat behind me, decided to switch departments and got a seat next to backpack...so little by little i have been finding out more info on him through her...the more i know the more i like him...but lets keep in mind that i still dont know if hes single or not...if he has a girlfriend then thats that cause im def not a lady lurch...thats for sure!...haha...

so now all i have to do is to find out from LK1 what his stutus is and if hes single have her put in a good word for me...the problem is that LK1 may be my friend but the truth is im slightly afraid of her...haha...most of the time when she talks about her new department shes complaining...i dont think she likes any of them at all...so im afraid of an over reaction from her...i know it sounds silly but if you knew her you would know what i was talking about...also if she doesnt over react and does say something to him im afraid of what he'll say...im about 99% sure that he wouldnt even give me a chance...i hear he goes to the gym like everyday...and guys like that tend to not like little tea pots like myself...(maybe its this mentality that holds me back but thats a whole other blog topic)...

well like the title says this is just a possible new crush...im still not in full crush mode but it could turn into that who knows...

i hope everyone is enjoying this weather!...have a nice day!

9 DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

i heart jt

no not that one silly (he makes me gag...ugh)...im talking about jt on survivor tocantins...duh...i was a matty fan last season but he doesnt even come close to jt in my eyes...i need to find him and marry him...lol...

the awesome thing about survivor is that you get to see what a person is truely like...its not like an actor and all you know is what their character is like and you can only guess what they would be like in real life...on survivor you see everything...most of the time it isnt pretty (take coach for instance...the man has a one way ticket on the crazymobile)...after watching about half a season it seems to me that jt is a genuine good person...i have yet to see a bad quality with him...and to top it off i usually find really strong southern accents annoying but i LOVE it on jt...the boy can do no wrong...

so yeah i hope old timbira continues to self destruct and jt continues on right into the finals...and then wins!...

alright enough about my latest tv crush...haha...have a splendid evening everyone!...

hannah montana hannah montana

as i have stated time and time again i am really only 12 so of course i went to see the hannah montana movie on opening day!...haha...since i was off from work on friday (dont worry...i didnt take off just to go see the movie...it was good friday so the market was closed) we went in the afternoon...you know what that means...matinee prices! yes!...

so onto the movie...i thought it was super cute...it was good family movie...the basic plot was that miley waas letting hannah turn into a diva, she wasnt around to see jackson off to college, and then she showed up to lily's sweet sixteen as hannah...how dare she, right...robbie ray wasnt to happy about this so he planned a trip for miley to go back to her home town in TN...and the fun ensues from there...

the only thing that upsets me a little bit about the movie was that oliver was in it for all of 5 minutes...i wish they gave him a bigger part in the movie because hes one of the main characters in the show...but oh well

speaking of oliver...just yesterday i saw a picture of mitchell and emily at the premire of the movie and i thought to myself that oliver and lily should totally date on the show...they would be a super cute couple...and last night i saw an ad for the next new episode and guess what its about...thats right the 2 of them dating...haha...anyway back to real life when i was looking at the premire pics...next i thought gee i wonder if they are together in real life...but then i scrolled through some more pics and saw some of him with shawn johnson the gymnest and current dwts contestant...so then i was like wait a second hes totally in the audience of dwts all the time sitting with her family...i dont know if this is public knowledge and im just slow but i def think that they are together...haha...why i am i so interested in this stuff???...maybe its to fill the void in my own relashonshipless life...lol...if anyone has any info on this please let me know...because lets face it i need to know...

okay so one last bit of hannah montana related news...im trying to learn the howedown throwdown...lol...its a fun little dance...its not that dificult but ive only seen it a couple of times and its alot to take in...so if i actually watch it with the intension of learning it im sure ill have it down in no time!...

well thats all for now...talk to you crazy kids later!!!

oh and on a side note: how awesome is it that its not pitch dark when i leave work anymore!...now all we need is warmer spring weather and it will be perfect

3 WEEKS LEFT UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

new ipod

hey there kids...

sorry ive been mia for a while...i just got a new ipod and i have been obsessed!!!...lol...my nano was a pain in my coolie...it froze all the time...its the worst when i get on the train to go home and the very first song i put on freezes and then im stuvk musicless for the whole ride home....ugh...

so i got an itouch...its exciting...im not gonna lie...haha...

well im off to lunch now...have a nice day!

finish smallville dvds...check

yay!!!...im done...i watched every episode in seasons 1 2 3 4 5 6 and 7!...i cant belevie i finished...what a great show i recomend it to everyone...

so after finishing i felt empty...like i had nothing to do...so i was like well maybe i should actually go to the gym more often...yeah that hasnt happened yet...and i decided to fill my time with a new obsession...ER...

im not going to go on a mission to watch all 15 seasons straight through but i do want to watch the ones i havent seen in a while...so im starting with season 6...this is because i already watched 1-5 on dvd and i have had seasons 6 and 7 sitting on my shelf waiting to be watched and i have seasons 8-10 sitting in the store waiting for me to purchase them...lol...so i'll stop watching after season 10 and wait for the rest to be released and then start again...

well thats the plan for now...talk to ya later!

oh boy

so i went to the trainer on sunday...lets just say i wanted to cry...in fact i did cry as soon as i got to the car...lol...it was so bad i cant do anything...the way the guy was talking to me i felt like i was "happy holidays miss lisa"...ya know just let the really bad ones slide by because theres no hope...the worst part of the whole thing is that i barely even did anything...

started off with a plank(i was shaking right away) i got a "weak" on that one...next were push ups (haha just no on this one i told him you should just write down very weak now and save us both the trouble)...next was some shoulder tap thing (yeah couldnt do that either)...after that was a pulling thing (i got a no good on this one too but to be fair he didnt really tell me how to do it so thats why it was bad)...last we did squats (aparently those were wrong too) he said my knees go in, i hunch over, and my feet turn out...well no duh my feet turn out...if he thinks hes gonna erase 5 billion years of dance training hes out of his mind...and i dont do squats...i dont stick my coolie out when i bend over...EVER...

so in the end he pretty much said you should have a trainer all the time...sorry i'm not a billionaire...i cant spend $72 per session...i'll just stick with the free ones that come with the membership...and i dont even want to do that...now i have to back to him on sunday for my first real session...ugh...what a big mistake this was...i shouldnt have signed up for the stupid trainer...he hates me i can tell...and i dont respond well to people who hate me...

ahhh...i hope it gets better cause i am not a happy camper right now...

some people shouldn't be allowed out

last night i went out to dinner in the city for cort's birthday...on the train ride home there was a woman sitting a few rows away from us and she was just a mess...she was completly passed out...her head was hanging down...her arms were dangling...her glasses fell off into the isle and she had no idea...and to top it off she was drooling all over the place...so of course we all had a good laugh...

does the story end here...nope!...about 10 minutes after the whole drooling sitch we all got a wiff so something awful...now this is just speculation but we think crazy lady pooped her pants...ahhhhh...

a few more minutes passed by and some guy stepped on the glasses....tried to fix them...gave them back to crazy...and what did crazy do...she trew the glasses...and then proceded to throw up....ewwww....this part is not speculation...i actually saw it happen...again i must say ewww....hahaha!...

sorry if i grossed anyone out....but this story had to be told...

happy birthday little sis!!!

yay!...today is little sisters birthday...she has now completed 20 whole years of life...wow!!!

so yeah other than that nothing new to report on...until next time happy blogging!!!

i joined the gym

thats right folks...i joined the gym...i signed up on saturday...its now wednesday and i still havent gone yet...ooops...well at least im signed up right...its a step in the right direction...

as a memeber of rwj fitness center i get a trainer once every 6-8 weeks...so i have my first appointment (that cant be what its called...maybe a session??? i dont know i'm clearly new to this whole lets workout thing...lol...) on sunday...i must admit i'm a little scared...i hope this guy is nice to me...i'm giggley and bubbley...if this trainer guy is super serious i dont know if its gonna work out well for me...

i figure after i meet with the trainer i'll actually have some kind of an idea of what to do...i dont want to break anything (bones and machines...lol..) so i'm telling myself that its smart to wait...

i'm going to need to set a schedule...cause if i dont i'm afraid that i wont go...so i'm thinking mondays and wednesday durring the week and at least one day on the weekend...lets see how long that lasts...i think that once i get into the habit of going i'll be okay...its just hard to start ya know...but i can do it i know i can...

well that all for now...